{"product_id":"actually-that-is-optimal-tote-bag","title":"The 5AM Gym Bro - Tote Bag","description":"You know the exact guy this is for. He is the quiet, dedicated boyfriend whose alarms start going off in the pitch dark. He takes his sleeper build very seriously. He is the one carefully arranging his sour gummy worms by color in a ziploc bag for a workout snack, fully believing it is the best fuel. If anyone questions his routine, his only response is that actually, that is optimal. This piece captures his earnest discipline in the style of a classic New Yorker editorial cartoon. The artwork is full of incredibly specific touches to discover. You can see the analog clock hands resting perfectly at 4:58 just before he leaves. Down on the floor, his composition notebook reveals a tiny, neat hand drawn doodle of a dumbbell next to his favorite Stanmore gear. It is a highly accurate present for the friend who is always locking in before the sun comes up. Grab it for his birthday, the holidays, or just because you want to lovingly roast his early morning obsession. It is a warm tribute to his daily ritual.\n\n- Cotton canvas tote, 15\" x 16\", natural color\n\nSnag this funny gift for gym bros to make him smile, because it serves as a hilarious fitness lover birthday present and a highly specific gym gift for him.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47796058030185,"sku":"29686966548725408734","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/3083796556765528139_2048.jpg?v=1783887772","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/actually-that-is-optimal-tote-bag","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}