{"product_id":"defeated-by-a-70-year-old-named-barbara-woven-blanket","title":"The Pickleball Obsessive - Woven Blanket","description":"You know exactly who this is for. It is the friend whose entire personality and weekend schedule have been completely hijacked by a plastic wiffle ball. They are desperately trying to maintain their athletic relevance, even though they still get effortlessly obliterated on the court by a 70 year old named Barbara. They are constantly talking about adding to their paddle quiver and initiating aggressive dink battles. This hand painted gouache illustration perfectly captures their frantic new lifestyle. You will spot a bulky percussion massage gun peeking out of a heavy canvas duffel bag. Look closely to find a paddle resting on a small square kitchen scale, complete with a blank glowing pale green rectangle. There is even a single green wiffle ball crossed out with a thick, angry red brushstroke. Get this for the partner who will not stop explaining the difference between indoor and outdoor balls. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday present for the resident banger in your friend group. Wrap it up and apologize in advance for body bagging them at the net.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nGrab this funny gift for pickleball players and give a hilarious pickleball lover birthday present to the most competitive person you know.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796067401833,"sku":"31191005246594850054","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796067434601,"sku":"10700114345133208903","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/14587647178574349629_2048.jpg?v=1783888984","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/defeated-by-a-70-year-old-named-barbara-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}