{"product_id":"defending-the-grass-allegations-poster","title":"The Matcha Girlie - Poster","description":"We all know the girl who wakes up before dawn to scrape her tongue and run to a seven AM Pilates class. She is clinically dedicated to her morning aesthetic. Most importantly, she will violently defend her eighty dollar imported green tea against grass allegations. She demands ceremonial grade, finding sheer superiority in a perfectly frothed green beverage. This hand-painted gouache illustration captures her specific brand of chaos beautifully. Look closely to spot the hilarious little secrets she hides. There is a crumpled paper coffee cup shoved deep into a woven trash bin. You can also spot an unmarked almond carton hiding behind her aesthetically pleasing blue oat milk. A glowing half-sun alarm clock proves it is way too early. Grab this for the friend who literally uses a matcha bowl as her therapist. Give it for birthdays, holidays, or just to lovingly roast the corporate girly in your friend group.\n\n- Semi glossy rolled poster, available in 24\" x 18\" and 20\" x 16\"\n\nSnag this funny gift for matcha lovers as a clever piece of apartment decor for the pilates girl in your life.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20″ x 16″ (Horizontal) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":47796055834729,"sku":"16640931253094254880","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24″ x 18″ (Horizontal) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":47796055867497,"sku":"15145981647152269947","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/12819864541095859774_2048.jpg?v=1783887459","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/defending-the-grass-allegations-poster","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}