{"product_id":"defending-the-grass-allegations-woven-blanket","title":"The Matcha Girlie - Woven Blanket","description":"This is for the girl who wakes up when the clock strikes five thirty to scrape her tongue and attend Pilates. She vehemently defends her expensive green tea against grass allegations. She finds absolute superiority in a perfectly frothed beverage and will loudly remind you it is ceremonial grade, not culinary. The hand painted gouache illustration captures her intense aesthetic reality perfectly. You can spot the minimalist wall clock pointing exactly to five thirty. There is a plain coffee cup with a thick red X painted over it shoved into the waste bin. You can even find a basic almond milk bottle hidden entirely in the shadow of the superior oat milk carton. Buy this for the friend whose entire personality revolves around cafe culture. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday present for the girl who treats her matcha bowl like a therapist. Give it to your favorite corporate girly who needs a cozy reminder of her very strict morning routine.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nThis hits the mark as a funny gift for matcha lovers and makes an oddly specific birthday gift for a green tea drinker.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796051083369,"sku":"14084716423488889310","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796051116137,"sku":"20120456367174090482","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/4837495852897413364_2048.jpg?v=1783887228","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/defending-the-grass-allegations-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}