{"product_id":"delusional-feel-player-with-fake-trackman-numbers-woven-blanket","title":"The Golf Guy - Woven Blanket","description":"For the guy whose handicap is a complete mystery but whose pro shop bill is very real. He claims to be a feel player while analyzing fake TrackMan numbers to fix a flawed swing. He firmly believes expensive gear will cure his bad habits. He just needs a breakfast ball and a glizzy at the turn to get dialed in. This hand painted gouache illustration perfectly captures the pure delusion of the weekend golfer. The artwork is packed with brutally accurate details. You can spot a tiny camera screen displaying a massive shank curving violently to the right. There is a pristine white box of balls with the string tag still firmly attached. Someone even left a smushed crustless sandwich oozing purple jelly on the bag. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday present for the golf addict in your life. Gift it to your boyfriend who insists his expensive new polo restricts the swing perfectly. Hand it to the buddy who always says we are doing this Saturday despite playing terrible golf.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nThis makes a great funny gift for golf lovers or a relatable golf dad birthday gift that will get plenty of laughs at the clubhouse.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796071497833,"sku":"27762284067585009927","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796071530601,"sku":"19190166024816517125","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/10557082598691417071_2048.jpg?v=1783889322","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/delusional-feel-player-with-fake-trackman-numbers-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}