{"product_id":"dissociating-on-the-steep-incline-woven-blanket","title":"The Gym Girlie - Woven Blanket","description":"We all know a girl who plans her leg day outfits a week in advance and dissociates on the treadmill. This is for the muscle mommy who views fitness as a highly aesthetic pursuit. She cannot survive without her massive cream tumbler decorated with a tiny pink heart sticker. She refuses to do her shy girl workout without clamping her phone to the mirror to blast her favorite female rappers. Do not even try to hand her a boring beige shopping bag. It will be tossed directly into the trash with a huge red slash through it. What makes this hand-painted gouache illustration so fun is the hyper-specific detail packed into the brushstrokes. You can easily spot the famous steep incline walking routine painted as bright green bar graph blocks on the treadmill console. You can even see the abstract pink and purple album cover on her phone. This makes a brilliant holiday surprise or birthday roast for your favorite lifting partner. Give it to the friend who practically lives in the weight room and is always fueling the gains.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nGrab this funny gift for gym girls as a hilarious fitness lover birthday present or a sarcastic workout gift for women who live at the squat rack.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796058423401,"sku":"23096440685018443690","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796058456169,"sku":"24767368004957888571","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/10413943972019696852_2048.jpg?v=1783887825","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/dissociating-on-the-steep-incline-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}