{"product_id":"earning-turns-on-dads-credit-card-woven-blanket","title":"The Ski Bum - Woven Blanket","description":"Do you know someone who claims they live a gritty dirtbag life while being entirely funded by a dentist father in Ohio? This is for the loud local who always texts their boss about a nasty case of the powder flu. They stumble into the dive bar dragging unbuckled ski boots through the slush, making sure everyone sees the massive bundle of bright lift tickets flapping on their zipper pull. They love talking about earning their turns, conveniently ignoring the shiny premium credit card peeking out of their unzipped chest pocket. This hand painted gouache illustration captures their performative struggle beautifully. The brushstrokes bring out hilarious little details to find, from the distinct drag marks left by those unbuckled boots to the metallic glint of the emergency funds card they pretend does not exist. Grab this for a birthday or the holidays to lovingly roast the mountain town roommate who thinks skiing is just an expensive way to drink beer in a parking lot. It is a fantastic way to humble the friend who always yells about having no friends on a powder day.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nThis makes a hilarious funny ski bum gift for your favorite powder hound, or a great sarcastic present for skiers celebrating a winter birthday.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796064944233,"sku":"15437037012078465472","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796064977001,"sku":"15956636760284300923","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/10933026112497728447_2048.jpg?v=1783888624","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/earning-turns-on-dads-credit-card-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}