{"product_id":"fake-trackman-numbers-and-a-violent-shank-water-bottle","title":"The Golf Guy - Water Bottle","description":"This is for the guy whose handicap is a total mystery but whose pro shop bill is very real. He is fueled by the pure delusion that expensive gear will somehow fix a bad swing. He claims to be dialed in while staring at a tech monitor that clearly shows a violent right shank. He even taped a fake printout to his wall boasting a 315 yard carry. The dollhouse cross section style of this artwork lets you peek right into his chaotic sanctuary. Every corner is packed with painfully accurate jokes. You will spot a delivery box labeled lamp parts with his wife's name hastily scribbled out in black ink. You can also find a fifteen dollar price tag stuck to plain white golf balls and his Vegas 2024 bets. Give this to the guy who blames his clothes for restricting his swing. It makes a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for your favorite golf addict. He will definitely feel seen when he unwraps it.\n\n- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid\n- Available in 18oz and 32oz\n- Full 360 degree wraparound design\n\nGrab this funny gift for golf lovers when you need a spot on golf guy birthday gift or a hilarious present for your favorite golfer.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 18oz","offer_id":47796071399529,"sku":"26833609008941448238","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 32oz","offer_id":47796071432297,"sku":"31280545501514633603","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/7142190569870840840_2048.jpg?v=1783889294","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/fake-trackman-numbers-and-a-violent-shank-water-bottle","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}