{"product_id":"feeding-bread-pitt-at-two-in-the-morning-wall-tapestry","title":"The Sourdough Girlie - Wall Tapestry","description":"You know exactly who this is. This is for the woman who treats her jar of fermented sludge better than herself. She sets alarms for two in the morning to do her stretch and folds. She canceled brunch because she is in the middle of a bulk ferment, and she genuinely named her starter Bread Pitt. She feels a deep, maternal devotion to keeping that yeast colony alive, even if she occasionally produces a tragic gummy brick loaf hidden behind her scale. This isometric miniature world artwork is hilarious because it captures the pure manic energy of baking. You will love scanning the design to find tiny, painful details. There is a little girlie staring at a massive digital thermometer reading exactly 78.2 degrees. You can even spot huge melting ice cubes being hauled for crust steam. Give this to the friend who demands a crumb shot every time they bake. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday present for the person whose entire identity is now crust and crumb.\n\n- Indoor wall tapestry, 36\" x 26\"\n\nGrab this funny gift for bakers as a unique sourdough lover gift that will actually make them laugh.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"36\" × 26\"","offer_id":47796083654761,"sku":"15899347757224935436","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/d09c82fd94c40b3880ef61cb12568e40.jpg?v=1783890647","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/feeding-bread-pitt-at-two-in-the-morning-wall-tapestry","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}