{"product_id":"firmly-in-my-academic-victim-era-woven-blanket","title":"The Finals Week Gremlin - Woven Blanket","description":"We all know a professional procrastinator who is firmly in their academic victim era. This is for the college student surviving on pure delusion and iced matcha. You know exactly who we mean. It is the person staring at a laptop clock that looks like a manic red smudge of panic. They have an entire row of sticky notes crossed out with thick black brushstrokes to represent the stages of grief. They are desperately trying to revive the dead, withered tree on their failed focus app. What makes this artwork so incredibly fun is the beautiful hand-painted gouache style. The rich brushstrokes contrast perfectly with the hollow-eyed hysteria of impending deadlines. You can spend hours spotting all the tiny relatable details instead of actually doing your assigned reading. It is a masterpiece of shared collegiate suffering. Give this to your favorite struggling student club member who is absolutely cooked. It makes a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for the roommate who desperately needs a nap. Wrap them up in their own elaborate procrastination rituals and remind them that delulu is the solulu.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nThis serves as a fantastic funny college student gift and an excellent finals week care package addition or gag gift for procrastinators.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796072611945,"sku":"19690626740965816626","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796072644713,"sku":"20975290133138071533","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/5544495538250243551_2048.jpg?v=1783889499","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/firmly-in-my-academic-victim-era-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}