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You know exactly who this is for. It is the hardcore mountain local who wears unbuckled ski boots to the dive bar and claims a gritty dirtbag lifestyle. They love dropping phrases about catching the powder flu and getting pitted in blower pow. Everyone knows their relaxed vibe is actually funded by a dentist father in Ohio. This artwork roasts their entire existence in the style of a flat pack furniture instruction manual. The diagram identifies them as the D1RT-B4G model. Look closely at the parts list to spot a tiny glowing check engine light and a miniature oven thermometer for baking leather gloves. A zoom bubble even highlights a perfectly circular goggle sunburn mark. Give this to the friend who views skiing as a very expensive way to drink beer in a parking lot. It makes a hilarious birthday present or holiday joke gift for the skier in your life. They will feel completely seen and painfully called out.
- Hardcover journal with a matte wraparound cover design
- Lined pages
It is a truly funny gift for skiers and a brilliant ski bum birthday present that will make any winter sports fan laugh.
The Ski Bum - Hardcover Journal
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