{"product_id":"hiking-a-rusty-pipe-for-six-hours-straight-woven-blanket","title":"The Park Rat - Woven Blanket","description":"This is for the park rat who ignores two feet of fresh powder just to hike a rusty metal pipe all day. He refuses to ride Step Ons because they are strictly for dads and Jerrys. He will happily bruise his ribs for the glory of a slow back three on a side hit. His bindings are set to a physically painful wide duck stance. The painted gouache illustration captures this stubborn subculture perfectly. Look closely to find some painfully accurate details. The reflection in those massive shield sunglasses reveals a tiny silhouette of someone catching a gnarly scorp on an icy landing. You will even spot a tiny stripped binding screw resting in the snow. Grab this for the snowboarder who complains about icy kickers but hikes the tow rope until dark. It is a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for the friend who is constantly rolling down the windows in the air. Give them some comfort after a long day of bruised tailbones.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nThis cozy design makes an undeniably funny snowboarder gift and stands out among snowboarding gifts for men who practically live at the local terrain park.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796065960041,"sku":"33610024072943641237","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796065992809,"sku":"85449768693724186309","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/17049986636238815165_2048.jpg?v=1783888832","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/hiking-a-rusty-pipe-for-six-hours-straight-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}