{"product_id":"hoffmann-said-to-grind-finer-tote-bag","title":"The Coffee Snob - Tote Bag","description":"We all know someone who treats pulling an espresso shot like a sacred spiritual ritual. This is for the obsessive barista friend who drops three thousand dollars on gear just to complain about severe channeling. You know the exact person. They measure their beans to exactly 15.0g and refuse to drink anything after 1:59 PM to beat the Huberman caffeine deadline. They also act like drinking a dark roast is an actual war crime. This isometric miniature world artwork captures their neurotic daily routine perfectly. You can spend hours looking at the tiny details hidden inside the factory scene. You will spot a waste dump showing a single commercial coffee pod resting on a mountain of dark roast beans. There is even a tiny framed billboard high on the scaffolding showing a very disappointed man next to the words Hoffmann Said. Get this for your favorite coffee snob for their next birthday or the upcoming holidays. It makes a hilarious present for anyone who insists they are getting notes of fermented blueberry and bergamot from a shot that tastes like battery acid.\n\n- Cotton canvas tote, 15\" x 16\", natural color\n\nGrab this funny gift for coffee snobs as a unique barista birthday present or holiday surprise for the picky espresso lovers in your life.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47796057014377,"sku":"40509904258079681439","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/8919268431348607563_2048.jpg?v=1783887632","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/hoffmann-said-to-grind-finer-tote-bag","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}