The Pilates Princess - Water Bottle

The Pilates Princess - Water Bottle

White / 18oz
$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
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The Pilates Princess - Water Bottle

The Pilates Princess - Water Bottle

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
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You know exactly who this is. She treats a morning reformer class and an overpriced oat matcha like an entire personality type. Her daily dopamine menu starts with low impact physical torture. This lovingly roasts the friend whose life is a curated pursuit of effortless wellness. She will feel entirely seen by the heavy charcoal grey reformer spring sitting rigidly like a trophy in a flat geometric cup holder. Or maybe she will relate most to the crossed out stick figure on her tiny phone screen, a firm rejection of basic stretching. The midcentury editorial illustration style gives this piece a classy aesthetic to match her expensive hobby. Finding all the tiny jokes is half the fun. You can spot the Stanmore and Liquidcore nods, plus a minimalist calendar page with a bold orange circle around exactly one blank square. It perfectly captures her exhausting routine. Grab this for a birthday, a holiday exchange, or just to surprise the friend who is officially in her pilates era. It is a hilarious way to validate her expensive obsession. - Stainless steel bottle with handle lid - Available in 18oz and 32oz - Full 360 degree wraparound design Pick up this funny gift for pilates lovers as a spot on pilates princess birthday gift she can actually use.

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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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