The Sourdough Girlie - Water Bottle

You know a woman who treats her jar of fermented sludge better than herself. She is the anxious mother of a bubbly yeast colony, constantly canceling brunch to monitor a bulk ferment. Her defining trait is setting brutal alarms for two in the morning just to wake up and fold sticky dough. If she proudly named her starter Bread Pitt, she is deeply seen here. This artwork captures her manic pride through the funny aesthetic of a Swedish furniture instruction manual. It breaks down the baking process into sterile diagrams. You can spot the severe warning symbol next to her sleep deprivation alarm. The stretch and fold maneuver is drawn exactly like inserting a wooden dowel into a chair joint, complete with a flat blue flour handprint on her leg. Give this to the baker who always forces you to look at her recent crumb shots. It makes a hilarious birthday surprise for the friend consumed by hydration percentages. She will keep it right on the kitchen counter while she patiently waits for her loaf to proof.

- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid
- Available in 18oz and 32oz
- Full 360 degree wraparound design

Grab this funny gift for sourdough bakers as a birthday surprise, or pick it up if you need unique baking gifts for women who love making bread.