{"product_id":"i-cannot-go-to-brunch-i-am-bulk-fermenting-woven-blanket","title":"The Sourdough Girlie - Woven Blanket","description":"For the woman who treats her jar of fermented sludge better than herself. You know exactly who she is. She sets alarms for two in the morning to do her stretch and folds. She cancels brunch because she is bulk fermenting. This is for the baker who anxiously monitors the orange rubber band on her glass jar and feels maternal guilt over her yeast colony.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis beautiful hand painted gouache illustration captures the manic pride of bread making. Spot the melting square ice cubes on a scrap of parchment paper. Admire the finished loaf resting in the background shadows, boasting an exaggerated, perfectly jagged crispy ear. It nails the chaotic energy of someone asking the internet if their dough is overproofed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGet this for your favorite carb enthusiast on her birthday. Snag one for the holidays so your friend has something warm while waiting for dough to rise. It makes an incredible present for the partner who demands that you swipe for the crumb shot.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nGrab this funny gift for sourdough bakers to celebrate their new obsession, making it an oddly specific sourdough bread lover present they will actually use.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796083556457,"sku":"19642708387741161633","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796083589225,"sku":"34114777107689107748","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/c621a4e4b742d39093c536a481980240.jpg?v=1783890644","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/i-cannot-go-to-brunch-i-am-bulk-fermenting-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}