The Strava Guy - Tote Bag
You know the guy. His heart rate genuinely spikes if his sports watch takes too long to sync to his phone. He constantly claims his morning shakeout runs are easy, while humble bragging about his pace. If the miles are not on his favorite running app, they simply did not happen. This is for the endurance athlete who is terrified of leaving Zone 2 and writes massive digital diary entries about his fueling strategy. The classic newspaper comic strip style gives a hilarious vintage feel to his extremely modern obsession. Look closely to spot the ridiculous little details scattered throughout the panels. You will find a massage gun, fancy carbon plated racing shoes, a giant carbohydrate gel packet, and a sketched route map shaped exactly like a middle finger. Grab this for the guy having a taper tantrum before race day. It is a brilliant birthday present or holiday surprise for your favorite mileage chaser. Give it to the friend who constantly brings up his resting heart rate at dinner parties.
- Cotton canvas tote, 15" x 16", natural color
This funny gift for runners is a spot on marathon training gift and runner birthday present that he will proudly carry everywhere.
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