{"product_id":"ignoring-real-laundry-for-virtual-chores-woven-blanket","title":"The Cozy Gamer - Woven Blanket","description":"You know exactly who this is for. It is the person who begs you not to turn on the big light because it ruins their vibe. They are perfectly content ignoring real laundry to spend six hours power washing a virtual van. Yet, they sit with an intensely stressed posture in their serene pastel sanctuary, completely ignoring a neglected fake succulent while panicking over their virtual crops. This hand-painted gouache illustration perfectly captures that chaotic cozy energy. The soft brushstrokes and calming colors trick your brain into feeling relaxed. But if you look closely at the background shelf shadow, you will find a tiny silhouette of a frog holding a knife. It provides a slightly threatening contrast to all that curated softness. Give this to the friend who routinely cancels plans because they forgot to water their digital tomatoes. It is a highly specific birthday or holiday present for the person who needs a physical cocoon while doing their daily quests.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nGrab this funny gift for cozy gamers who need cute gaming decor, making it a highly relatable gamer girl birthday gift for your favorite homebody.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796075855977,"sku":"10578389027127955373","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796075888745,"sku":"15204127852242698924","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/c9541ded6c1f2a6af034cd3c8cb19c16.jpg?v=1783890522","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/ignoring-real-laundry-for-virtual-chores-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}