{"product_id":"it-is-all-about-the-maillard-reaction-woven-blanket","title":"The Home Chef Guy - Woven Blanket","description":"We know the guy who insists soap does not ruin cast iron anymore. He spends three days making pizza dough and destroys every single pot in the apartment. This is for the culinary scientist who preaches about the Maillard reaction. He leaves blue painters tape on containers without actually labeling them and constantly monitors a rising red line graph on his phone. The hand-painted gouache illustration captures the chaotic beauty of his kitchen obsession. You will spot subtle nods to his performative joy. There is even a tiny corner of bright orange processed cheese hiding behind a wedge of pale artisan cheese. He might preach about fine dining, but we know the truth about his late night snacks. Give this to your partner who measures garlic with the heart but leaves you to do the dishes. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday present for the amateur chef in your friend group. Wrap it up for the guy who refuses takeout because we have food at home.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nGrab this funny gift for home chefs to use as the ultimate cooking guy birthday gift or a hilarious present for foodies.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796080214121,"sku":"25877306812415545891","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796080246889,"sku":"23243668682569338192","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/f7bb8bcbc97abbfb484b47bd365c574d.jpg?v=1783890618","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/it-is-all-about-the-maillard-reaction-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}