{"product_id":"james-hoffmann-said-to-grind-finer-wall-tapestry","title":"The Coffee Snob - Wall Tapestry","description":"We all know that one person who drops three grand on espresso gear just to pull a shot that tastes like straight battery acid. This is for the unapologetic purist who refuses to add milk to their Ethiopian Gesha. They will proudly talk your ear off about washed versus natural processing. They firmly believe dark roast is a literal abomination. The dollhouse cross section style makes exploring every room highly entertaining. You can spot a lump of charcoal resting on a velvet pillow inside a locked shame closet. Check behind the kitchen grinder and you will find a tiny framed portrait of James Hoffmann himself. There is even a phone paused on a podcast exactly one minute before two in the afternoon. Grab this for the obsessive home barista in your life. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday present for the friend who constantly complains about severe channeling on their shots. Give them something to look at while they wait for their coffee bed to bloom.\n\n- Indoor wall tapestry, 36\" x 26\"\n\nThis funny gift for coffee snobs doubles as a great home barista birthday present for the specialty coffee lover who already owns every gadget.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"36\" × 26\"","offer_id":47796061667433,"sku":"19547533395071768788","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/7043251447234490345_2048.jpg?v=1783888255","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/james-hoffmann-said-to-grind-finer-wall-tapestry","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}