The Strava Guy - Woven Blanket
The Strava Guy - Woven Blanket
This is for the guy whose resting heart rate is a personality trait. If his GPS watch takes too long to sync, he starts sweating again. He calls a thirty kilometer run a little morning shakeout. This lovingly roasts the runner who believes an unlogged workout simply did not happen. The hand painted gouache illustration is packed with painfully accurate details. You will spot a stark white watch tan line on the wrist that is completely devoid of paint. There is a tiny crumpled foil wrapper wedged in a driveway crack painted in metallic silver. Look closely at the glowing phone screen to find a squiggly running route that subtly resembles a middle finger. Grab this as a birthday or holiday present for the endurance athlete in your life. Give it to your boyfriend who insists on talking about his base building phase at dinner. It is a hilarious surprise for that friend who refuses to push past zone two.
- Woven blanket, available in 60" x 50" and 80" x 60"
- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top
This makes a highly specific funny gift for runners and a great marathon training present for the guy who never skips his Sunday long run.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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