{"product_id":"let-the-bed-bloom-and-grind-finer-tumbler","title":"The Coffee Snob - Tumbler","description":"You know the exact person. They spend thousands on gear just to pull a shot that tastes like battery acid. They constantly complain about severe channeling and refuse to touch a dark roast because it tastes like charcoal. This is for the friend who treats puck prep like a sacred ritual and insists they taste fermented blueberry in their cup. This hand painted gouache illustration totally nails their terrifying obsession. The details are painfully accurate. You will spot a tiny framed portrait of a deeply disappointed coffee expert on the shelf. You can even find a single commercial plastic pod resting in the trash bin on a shameful bed of dark roast beans, alongside a tiny ceramic dripper stick and poke tattoo. Grab this for their birthday or the holidays. It is a fantastic present for the home barista who makes you wait twenty minutes for a single drink. Watch them laugh in recognition while they try to figure out why the analog wall clock is permanently frozen at exactly one fifty nine.\n\n- 20oz tumbler with a full 360 degree wraparound design\n\nThis makes a hilariously funny gift for coffee snobs and the ultimate espresso lover birthday present for anyone obsessed with their morning brew.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47796055933033,"sku":"13749578277396004353","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/1407811295114798176_2048.jpg?v=1783887505","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/let-the-bed-bloom-and-grind-finer-tumbler","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}