The 5AM Gym Bro - Woven Blanket – Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles

$49.99

We all know that quiet guy whose morning alarms start at four fifteen. He considers sour gummy worms an optimal mid workout supplement. You can usually find him with a faint white chalk handprint stamped on the thigh of his sweatpants and a tiny gym scan tag stuck to his phone case. He is a big dawg with a sleeper build, and absolutely nothing stops him from locking in before sunrise. This beautiful gouache illustration captures his exact earnest discipline. Look closely at the warm brushstrokes and you will spot even more painfully accurate details. The wall clock in the background reads exactly two minutes before the five o'clock mark. You can also spot tiny fractional plates hiding just behind the massive iron plates on the barbell, a true sign of someone chasing those incremental gains. This piece feels cozy, dedicated, and just a little bit sleepy. Grab this for the partner who insists that a sunrise lifting session is a personality trait. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday surprise for the guy who simply wants to get massive in peace. - Woven blanket, available in 60" x 50" and 80" x 60" - Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top It is a highly accurate weightlifting boyfriend gift and a genuinely funny gift for gym bros who refuse to skip a morning session.

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