{"product_id":"measuring-garlic-with-the-heart-tote-bag","title":"The Home Chef Guy - Tote Bag","description":"We all know the guy who insists soap does not ruin cast iron anymore. He measures garlic with the heart and preaches about the Maillard reaction while his seventy two hour pizza dough destroys every pot in the apartment. His pursuit of the perfect bite is completely oblivious to the massive cleanup required. This artwork captures his obsession perfectly as a vintage scientific field guide for Homo Culinarius. Look closely to spot incredibly accurate little jokes. There is a blue painters tape label on a specimen jar holding Wife's Patience. You can also find a smartphone meat graph diagram targeting exactly 135 degrees, and a hidden slice of cheap American cheese under an artisanal cheese wheel. This makes an incredible birthday surprise or holiday present for the culinary bro who always says we have food at home. It is a fantastic gag present for a partner or best friend who requires a ripping hot pan to function. Give them a good laugh while roasting their performative joy of cooking.\n\n- Cotton canvas tote, 15\" x 16\", natural color\n\nThis funny gift for home chefs is the ideal cooking enthusiast birthday gift for the guy who never stops talking about culinary science.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47796080771177,"sku":"32412261816023498364","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/956a11c5ad3910406b088e6aacecc83e.jpg?v=1783890628","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/measuring-garlic-with-the-heart-tote-bag","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}