{"product_id":"mediocre-dupr-and-elite-gear-water-bottle","title":"The Pickleball Obsessive - Water Bottle","description":"We all know someone whose entire weekend schedule has been hijacked by a plastic wiffle ball. This is for the friend trying to maintain athletic relevance in a sport where they regularly get obliterated by a seventy year old named Barbara. They are the player nervously checking their thoroughly mediocre 3.25 DUPR rating on an oversized phone. They are surrounded by thousands of dollars of pro gear, carefully weighing a paddle on a digital scale until it reads exactly 8.2 ounces. They would never be caught dead with that giant green indoor ball covered by a massive red X. This isometric miniature world artwork captures the frantic desperation of the modern court regular. The tiny details make it wildly fun to stare at, from the bright orange measuring tape locked at exactly 34 inches to the strict USAPA rules posted by the kitchen. Grab this for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion celebrating the obsessive player in your group chat. It is the ultimate apology present for body bagging your doubles partner or a hilarious surprise for the pal who just bought another paddle for their quiver.\n\n- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid\n- Available in 18oz and 32oz\n- Full 360 degree wraparound design\n\nThis funny pickleball gift is guaranteed to earn a laugh as a pickleball lover birthday present for anyone hopelessly addicted to the sport.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 18oz","offer_id":47796067074153,"sku":"19412502794611772695","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 32oz","offer_id":47796067106921,"sku":"15871260730170718858","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/5619938901798915805_2048.jpg?v=1783888961","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/mediocre-dupr-and-elite-gear-water-bottle","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}