{"product_id":"my-dog-is-asleep-so-it-is-illegal-to-move-woven-blanket","title":"The Dog Mom - Woven Blanket","description":"This is for the girl whose entire camera roll and disposable income belong to a creature that eats grass and immediately throws up on the rug. She is the one standing in public with a low grade panic, desperately explaining that her furry toddler is just reactive. She plans her entire week around hot girl walks and little treats. The artwork captures her reality in a beautiful, hand painted gouache illustration. Look closely and you will spot a tiny piece of shredded cheese resting right on the tip of the dog's nose. The leash hopelessly tangles around an iron chair leg to form an infinity symbol. Best of all, a faint, muddy paw print is painted onto her otherwise spotless pastel biker shorts. Snag this for your favorite pet parent on her birthday or for a special gotcha day anniversary. It is an amazing present for that best friend who cancels plans because her dog fell asleep on her lap and moving is now illegal.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nThis funny dog mom gift makes a hilarious birthday present for dog owners who refuse to apologize for their spoiled pets.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796077002857,"sku":"24170592601715286750","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796077035625,"sku":"10228313389270765833","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/fef79a455fe5bd79b847b5c0b6779687.jpg?v=1783890546","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/my-dog-is-asleep-so-it-is-illegal-to-move-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}