{"product_id":"my-therapist-is-a-matcha-bowl-water-bottle","title":"The Matcha Girlie - Water Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all know a girl who wakes up at exactly 5:30 AM, scrapes her tongue, and heads out to a morning pilates class before executing the perfect green tea ritual. She will vehemently defend her expensive imported powder against all grass flavor allegations. She knows the water must be exactly 175 degrees. Most importantly, she knows to whisk in a W or M shape. Never circular. This design captures her clinical dedication to morning aesthetics in the style of a vintage scientific field guide. The meticulous diagrams label everything from her strict barista oat milk preference to a tiny sunrise clock. Look closely to spot the crossed out almond milk bottle and a fake matcha callout diagram hidden in the wastebin. Buy this for the friend whose therapist is literally just a frothed green beverage. It makes a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for that specific person in your life who takes their morning ritual very seriously. They will definitely feel seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 18oz and 32oz\u003cbr\u003e- Full 360 degree wraparound design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab this funny gift for matcha lovers as a hilarious matcha girl birthday present or quirky tea drinker gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 18oz","offer_id":47796053082217,"sku":"64413059929407607300","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 32oz","offer_id":47796053114985,"sku":"28060233808693692792","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/13645313935626933873_2048.jpg?v=1783887446","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/my-therapist-is-a-matcha-bowl-water-bottle","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}