The Strava Guy - Poster

This is for the guy whose anxiety spikes if his GPS watch takes too long to sync to his phone. You know the exact guy. He insists his morning shakeout run is actually relaxing, chugs triple magnesium like it is water, and genuinely believes his easy zone two pace is a totally normal sprint for the rest of us. If his miles are not logged on his favorite tracking app, they simply did not happen. This detailed dollhouse cross section artwork perfectly captures his chaotic endurance obsession. You will spend ages trying to spot all the painfully accurate little jokes hidden inside. Check out the framed GPS route map on his living room wall shaped exactly like a middle finger. Do not miss the pacing chart sticky note taped to the upstairs bathroom mirror or the tiny resting heart rate of forty two tattooed on his ankle. Grab this for the marathon runner in your life who never shuts up about his expensive racing shoes. It is a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for that friend who is currently having a severe taper tantrum.

- Semi glossy rolled poster, available in 24" x 18" and 20" x 16"

Get this funny gift for marathon runners as a clever running bro birthday present or a unique track athlete gift for your favorite obsessive jogger.