The Strava Guy - Water Bottle
The Strava Guy - Water Bottle
You know the guy. His heart rate actively spikes if his chunky sports watch takes too long to sync to his phone. He calls a grueling thirty kilometer run a casual morning shakeout and strictly insists on staying in Zone 2. This design is for the runner who experiences genuine panic if his phone dies before he can prove to the internet that he actually did his weekend long run. Rendered in a sharp midcentury editorial illustration style, this piece is packed with inside jokes for the endurance obsessed. Look closely to spot a tiny GPS route on the smartphone screen shaped exactly like a middle finger. You will also find the number forty two cleverly hidden within the charcoal halftone shadow pattern on his left ankle, right next to his saving screen and an overpriced energy gel. Grab this for the marathoner in your life who constantly brags that his recovery pace is your personal record. It makes a hilarious birthday surprise or post race reward for your favorite running obsessed boyfriend, brother, or best friend.
- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid
- Available in 18oz and 32oz
- Full 360 degree wraparound design
This funny gift for runners is an ideal marathon training present that any endurance athlete will proudly take to their next track club meetup.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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