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Know someone who claims to live a gritty dirtbag life but secretly relies on an Ohio dentist father to pay their rent? This is for the performative local who wears unbuckled ski boots to the dive bar. They constantly talk about earning their turns. Their defining feature is a circular goggle sunburn and a total lack of friends on a powder day. They even bake their leather gloves in the oven. This midcentury editorial illustration beautifully captures the hilarious reality of the trust fund mountaineer. You will love hunting for the oddly specific details hidden in the retro artwork. Spot the tiny Ohio license plate on the van, the glowing orange check engine light, and an oven thermometer resting near the gloves. The bold text proudly declares a need for a cold snack. Buy this for the roommate who always calls out sick with the powder flu. It makes a hilarious birthday present or holiday joke for the most hardcore locals only skier on the mountain. Give it to your favorite faux dirtbag so they can hang it up and feel completely seen.
- Indoor wall tapestry, 36" x 26"
This funny gift for skiers makes a legendary ski bum birthday gift and hilarious apartment decor for any winter sports addict.
The Ski Bum - Wall Tapestry
$29.99
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