{"product_id":"pickleball-is-an-acoustic-hate-crime-woven-blanket","title":"The Tennis Girlie - Woven Blanket","description":"We all know a girl who spends forty five minutes getting dressed for a fifteen minute rally. She firmly believes the skincare was skinning on the court today. She is fully in her Tashi Duncan era. To her, looking the part and coordinating her iced matcha to the baseline is entirely indistinguishable from actually playing the sport. She also views pickleball as a literal acoustic hate crime. This hand painted gouache illustration lovingly roasts her aesthetic athleticism. The rich, colorful brushstrokes hide hilarious little details waiting to be discovered. You will spot a tiny smudge of errant sunscreen painted onto the dark screen of her smart watch. There is an absurdly long paper receipt trailing out of her canvas tote bag in a single sweeping white brush stroke. Down in the bottom corner, a rogue plastic perforated ball sports a scratched on frowny face. It makes an incredible present for the friend who always loses track of the score but never forgets her pleated skirt. Grab this for her birthday, a holiday exchange, or just to celebrate her unwavering commitment to doubles and drama.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nGive the ultimate funny gift for tennis players and score major points with this unique tennis girlie birthday present.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796070056041,"sku":"95701180795638469702","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796070088809,"sku":"26948028789659328974","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/12778079160860333372_2048.jpg?v=1783889171","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/pickleball-is-an-acoustic-hate-crime-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}