{"product_id":"please-do-not-turn-on-the-big-light-poster","title":"The Cozy Gamer - Poster","description":"You know the one. The person who happily ignores their actual laundry to spend six hours power washing a virtual van in a pastel sanctuary. The real world is simply too harsh. They require a completely cushioned cocoon where the only stakes are virtual agriculture and the big light stays permanently off. This hand painted gouache illustration captures that beautifully unhinged dedication to the aesthetic. The closer you look, the funnier it gets. Notice the analog clock hiding in the shadows at three fifteen in the morning, while the game screen displays a bright sunny day. Check out the dusty plastic plant sitting next to the monitor, completely neglected in favor of the lush green virtual garden on screen. The only hint of aggression in the entire room is a tiny sticker of a frog holding a knife on a water bottle. Buy this for the friend who refuses to play anything with combat. It makes a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for anyone who needs their gaming environment to perfectly match their peaceful vibe.\n\n- Semi glossy rolled poster, available in 24\" x 18\" and 20\" x 16\"\n\nGrab this funny gift for cozy gamers when you need a spot on gamer girl birthday gift or some highly relatable cute gaming room decor.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20″ x 16″ (Horizontal) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":47796076019817,"sku":"83796472943184124931","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24″ x 18″ (Horizontal) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":47796076052585,"sku":"28246051426800223322","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/b825c4de51bb1d883baa949b982948a9.jpg?v=1783890528","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/please-do-not-turn-on-the-big-light-poster","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}