{"product_id":"please-do-not-turn-on-the-big-light-water-bottle","title":"The Cozy Gamer - Water Bottle","description":"We all know someone who rushes home from social events because they forgot to water their virtual crops. This is for the person who spends six hours power washing a digital van while ignoring real laundry. Their room is a carefully curated pastel sanctuary where the big light is strictly forbidden. They crave a soft, aesthetically pleasing universe where the only stakes involve virtual agriculture. This chaotic yet comforting scene is drawn in a classic seek-and-find style. You will spend ages hunting down all the tiny, oddly specific jokes hidden in the crowd. Try to spot the tiny clock reading 3:14 AM above a screen displaying a sunny virtual morning. You can also look for the character watering a dusty brown plastic succulent while their screen shows perfectly green crops. You might even find a tiny frog with a knife sticker on a coffee cup. Grab this for the friend who refuses to play anything with actual combat. It makes a hilarious birthday or holiday present for the person who strictly plays games for the vibes. They can stay hydrated while doing their dailies.\n\n- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid\n- Available in 18oz and 32oz\n- Full 360 degree wraparound design\n\nThis makes a fantastic funny gift for cozy gamers and serves as a great cozy gamer birthday present for the friend who lives for their Sunday reset.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 18oz","offer_id":47796075757673,"sku":"27881731920766728974","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 32oz","offer_id":47796075790441,"sku":"19104018089590425878","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/5d898f6c7fd59ad173e321511d21dc0d.jpg?v=1783890519","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/please-do-not-turn-on-the-big-light-water-bottle","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}