{"product_id":"rgb-definitely-adds-ten-fps-water-bottle","title":"The Battlestation Gamer - Water Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003eKnow someone who spends more time obsessing over artificial plant placement than actually playing games? This is for the PC gamer who lovingly builds a flawless digital sanctuary, only to panic about the chaotic nest of wires hidden just out of frame. They will tell you it is not much, but it is theirs. They also firmly believe that extra colored lighting adds at least ten frames per second to their gameplay. The dollhouse cross section art style perfectly captures the duality of the modern gaming setup. You can spend hours spotting all the oddly specific jokes hidden inside. Check out the tiny unclipped zip tie resting on the immaculate keyboard, the phone recording timer locked at exactly three in the morning, and the miniature boss sticker plastered on the buckling under desk cable rack. Give this to your favorite late night queue warrior for their next birthday or holiday. It makes a hilarious present for that friend who refuses to start a match until their desk aesthetic is absolutely flawless.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 18oz and 32oz\u003cbr\u003e- Full 360 degree wraparound design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny gift for PC gamers is a great birthday present for your gaming boyfriend or a hilarious desk accessory for anyone obsessed with building their battlestation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 18oz","offer_id":47796074741865,"sku":"24177273057951610808","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 32oz","offer_id":47796074774633,"sku":"23936394515006400981","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/9517527750313520102_2048.jpg?v=1783890420","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/rgb-definitely-adds-ten-fps-water-bottle","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}