{"product_id":"sorry-man-i-am-hostage-right-now-tote-bag","title":"The Cat Dad - Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all know the guy who swore he was strictly a dog person. Now he cancels weekend plans because he is trapped under seven pounds of sleeping fluff and texting everyone that he is a hostage right now. He tracks daily gastrointestinal metrics, celebrates solid poops, and wakes up without complaint at the faint charcoal timestamp of 4:15 AM just to dispense meat puree to a tiny tyrant. This artwork captures his total surrender of dignity through a gorgeous midcentury editorial illustration style. The layout feels like a vintage magazine cover, complete with oddly specific easter eggs. You will easily spot a single piece of star shaped dry kibble resting perfectly flat near the bottom corner, along with the minimalist outline of a chewed wand toy dangling from an abstract mustard yellow wall highway. Grab this for the guy who completely changed his entire personality overnight because a little tabby chose him. It makes a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for the proud father of a furry best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Cotton canvas tote, 15\" x 16\", natural color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis serves as a wonderfully funny gift for cat dads, an ideal cat lover birthday present, or a great novelty gift for cat guys everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47796078641257,"sku":"60717735328306598472","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/02cb73d0181fd65a339012eaf7dd056d.jpg?v=1783890579","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/sorry-man-i-am-hostage-right-now-tote-bag","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}