{"product_id":"sorry-man-i-am-hostage-right-now-water-bottle","title":"The Cat Dad - Water Bottle","description":"This is for the guy who swore he was strictly a dog person but now spends his weekends explaining his tabby's gastrointestinal metrics to anyone who will listen. He currently cannot move because he is held hostage by a furry tyrant and it is simply illegal to wake the boy. His primary vocabulary now consists of pointing out murder mittens and dropping half his paycheck on a Churu mega pack. The dollhouse cross section artwork perfectly captures this complete surrender of dignity and personal space. You will spend entirely too much time finding the painfully accurate tiny details. Spot the single piece of star shaped kibble wedged in a clog, the Wi-Fi password that is just the cat's name with a 1, and the glowing monitor proving he was up at 4:15 AM for breakfast. Grab this for your partner who insists the cat chose him, or that buddy who completely lost his mind over a tiny kitten. It makes an incredible birthday surprise or holiday present for the newly initiated cat parent who gives constant updates on solid poop.\n\n- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid\n- Available in 18oz and 32oz\n- Full 360 degree wraparound design\n\nThis funny gift for cat dads is a hilarious cat lover birthday present that completely nails the cat parenting lifestyle.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 18oz","offer_id":47796077625449,"sku":"14476642913438529738","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 32oz","offer_id":47796077658217,"sku":"10005715192055654472","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/1d28d4e09a29dc1fcc1c89bc95234488.jpg?v=1783890567","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/sorry-man-i-am-hostage-right-now-water-bottle","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}