{"product_id":"sorry-man-it-is-illegal-to-move-woven-blanket","title":"The Cat Dad - Woven Blanket","description":"We all know a guy who swore up and down he was not a cat person. Now he cancels Friday plans because he is a hostage and it is illegal to move. He spends his weekends updating the group chat on his tabby's gastrointestinal metrics. This piece perfectly captures the complete surrender of a grown man's dignity to a furry tyrant. The artwork is a gorgeous hand-painted gouache illustration packed with painfully accurate details. Look closely to spot a single star-shaped kibble wedged inside the heel of a leather clog. You will also find a crude drawing of an angry cat taped to a computer monitor, plus a wall clock stuck at exactly four fifteen. This makes a phenomenal birthday or holiday present for the friend who went from anti-cat bro to frantic feline servant. Give it to your partner who loves talking about murder mittens, or that buddy who insists a stray cat magically chose him.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nPick up this funny gift for cat dads as a hilarious cat dad birthday present that acknowledges his new furry overlord.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796077887593,"sku":"29458061200819835565","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796077920361,"sku":"18708871387447125216","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/fbc0898b330b93f4785adf0a5b3534b3.jpg?v=1783890570","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/sorry-man-it-is-illegal-to-move-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}