{"product_id":"step-ons-are-for-jerrys-bro-tote-bag","title":"The Park Rat - Tote Bag","description":"We all know that stubborn snowboarder who wakes up to two feet of legendary fresh powder just to hike a rusty metal pipe for six hours straight. This is for the rider who happily bruises their ribs for the glory of a slow, stylish back three on a side hit. They will gladly inform you that your step ons belong to dads and Jerrys. The artwork looks exactly like a Swedish furniture instruction manual built for pure terrain park chaos. A tiny magnified inset circle precisely diagrams the dotted cut lines for shredding the toe box of a snowboard boot. A thin black mathematical equation clearly proves that a clean one eighty spin is vastly superior to a frantic fourteen forty. You can even spot a highlighted square showing duct tape over a lift pass. Hand this over for a winter birthday or a holiday gift exchange. It is a brilliant present for the loyal tow rope local who spends more time filming you catch a gnarly scorp than actually riding the mountain.\n\n- Cotton canvas tote, 15\" x 16\", natural color\n\nGrab this funny gift for snowboarders as a highly specific park rat snowboarding gift or a unique snowboarder birthday present before their next trip.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47796066222185,"sku":"13003253366372989161","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/3512283469308041333_2048.jpg?v=1783888913","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/step-ons-are-for-jerrys-bro-tote-bag","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}