{"product_id":"tell-me-to-grind-finer-woven-blanket","title":"The Coffee Snob - Woven Blanket","description":"We all know that one person who treats pulling a shot of espresso like a sacred spiritual ritual. This is for the unapologetic coffee snob who refuses to drink dark roast because it tastes like ash. They constantly mutter about severe channeling and ask if a bean is washed or natural. If they claim they are getting notes of fermented blueberry and bergamot from a cup that tastes exactly like battery acid, they need this. The hand painted gouache illustration perfectly captures this intense science and hipster aesthetic. You will find oddly specific tiny details hidden in the artwork. Spot the little painted portrait of a man with messy hair and wire glasses sitting on a floating shelf. Notice the literal lump of black charcoal displayed under a glass cloche. Check out the analog clock pointing precisely to one minute before two. It makes an absolutely brilliant present for birthdays, housewarmings, or holidays. Hand it to the home barista who spends three thousand dollars on gear just to watch Lance Hedrick videos all weekend. It is the ultimate nod to their highly caffeinated obsession.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nGrab this funny gift for specialty coffee lovers and give the ultimate espresso snob present they will actually appreciate.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796056817769,"sku":"10687014071679444788","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796056850537,"sku":"29515525448375507840","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/15122347199474319477_2048.jpg?v=1783887532","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/tell-me-to-grind-finer-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}