The Dog Mom - Water Bottle

The Dog Mom - Water Bottle

White / 18oz
$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
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The Dog Mom - Water Bottle

The Dog Mom - Water Bottle

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
ColorWhite
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For the girl whose entire personality and disposable income belong to a creature that eats grass. We all know a millennial dog mom who is perpetually trapped on the couch because it is illegal to move a sleeping pup. This lovingly roasts the maternal panic of modern dog parenting. You can clearly see the daily struggle in the faint paw print stamped onto the biker shorts and the tiny piece of shredded cheese stuck to the dog's nose. The artwork perfectly parodies those impossible Swedish furniture instructions. Every absurd detail of the DÖG MÖM lifestyle is diagrammed out in crisp lines. Check out the leash tangling into an infinity symbol around the human leg. You will also spot a parts list featuring a smartphone entirely dedicated to sleeping dog photos. It makes an incredible birthday or gotcha day present for your favorite wildly obsessed pet parent. Grab this for the friend who is always planning a hot girl walk to get a little treat. She will feel completely seen and personally attacked in the best way possible. - Stainless steel bottle with handle lid - Available in 18oz and 32oz - Full 360 degree wraparound design This funny dog mom gift is a hilariously accurate dog lover birthday present for all the tired millennial pet parents in your life.

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