The Strava Guy - Wall Tapestry
The Strava Guy - Wall Tapestry
We all know the guy. He stands frozen in his driveway after a run, staring at his tracking watch, waiting for the data to sync. His personality revolves around base building and claiming his heart rate was only high because he is fighting a cold. This piece lovingly roasts the Homo sapiens strivus who believes a long morning run is just a casual shakeout. Styled like a vintage scientific field guide, this artwork captures the anxiety of needing digital validation for physical suffering. Up close, you will spot hilarious microscopic details. There is a map inset of a running route shaped like a crude middle finger. Clinical labels show a heart rate of 195 next to cursive notes claiming it was an easy effort. You can even read a tiny essay about bathroom emergencies hidden in the text. Get this for the endurance athlete who has taper tantrums before every big race. It is a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for a running buddy who refuses to acknowledge a workout unless it is posted online.
- Indoor wall tapestry, 36" x 26"
Pick up this funny gift for runners when you need a clever marathon training gift or a unique running coach present for the guy who lives by his tracking app.
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