The Ski Bum - Water Bottle

The Ski Bum - Water Bottle

White / 18oz
$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
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The Ski Bum - Water Bottle

The Ski Bum - Water Bottle

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
ColorWhite
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We all know that one local who wears unbuckled ski boots to the dive bar. They love to claim they live a gritty dirtbag life, earning their turns and sleeping in a rusty Toyota with 240,012 miles on the dash. But we also know their anti tourist lifestyle is entirely funded by a very generous dentist father back in Ohio. They will loudly declare there are no friends on a powder day, all while aggressively scraping their windshield with dad's emergency credit card. This isometric miniature world artwork perfectly captures the performative reality of the mountain town trust fund baby. You can spend hours finding the tiny, painful details. Spot the microscopic raised text reading Dr William Dad DDS on that golden ice scraper. Notice the massive, tangled chain of lift passes from three different states swinging from their jacket zipper. It makes an incredibly accurate present for the powder hound in your life. Grab this for a holiday exchange, a birthday present, or just to humble that specific buddy who always calls in sick with the powder flu. - Stainless steel bottle with handle lid - Available in 18oz and 32oz - Full 360 degree wraparound design This makes a hilarious birthday gift for skiers or a wildly funny gift for ski bums who refuse to admit they have a safety net.

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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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