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For the girlie whose entire personality is a 7 AM reformer class and a highly curated dopamine menu. You know the one. She lives for the aesthetic of effortless wellness, right up until the instructor forces everyone down an inch. This captures that exact struggle. Just look at the boyfriend dragged into the studio. His face is painted a violent crimson, sweating a massive, chunky tear in stark contrast to her completely serene pastel vibe. She is thriving, even with that tiny green matcha smudge on her pristine white athletic jacket. This original hand painted gouache illustration brings the exhausting and expensive reality of the Pilates princess to life. The rich, opaque textures make every hilarious detail pop. The stark white drop of sweat on the boyfriend is a masterpiece of suffering, completely at odds with her calm dedication to low impact physical torture. Grab this for your favorite wellness obsessed bestie or the partner who dragged you to your first class. It makes an incredible birthday surprise or a hilarious holiday present for the friend who honestly believes hot girls do Pilates.
- Woven blanket, available in 60" x 50" and 80" x 60"
- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top
This design makes a brilliantly funny gift for pilates lovers and a highly specific reformer pilates birthday present for the wellness girlie in your life.
The Pilates Princess - Woven Blanket
$49.99
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$49.99
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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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