{"product_id":"the-noon-waitlist-war-champion-hardcover-journal","title":"The Pilates Princess - Hardcover Journal","description":"We all know someone in their endless Pilates era, treating a morning reformer class and an expensive oat matcha like a personality type. She thrives on low impact physical torture and practically lives in Liquidcore. Her entire daily schedule revolves around clicking a calendar perfectly on twelve o'clock to win the waitlist war. The cover perfectly captures this exhausting pursuit of wellness, styled exactly like a baffling Swedish furniture manual. You will spot brilliant little jokes the longer you stare. A heavy five pound spring sits in the parts grid as an essential assembly component. Check the warning panel to find a tiny phone icon of a boyfriend totally confused by the concept of stretching. Give this to that one friend whose dopamine menu begins on the carriage. Grab it for birthdays, holidays, or as a prize for making it off standby. It is a hilarious way to gently roast the wellness girl in your life. The instructor might be a sadist, but this will easily make her smile.\n\n- Hardcover journal with a matte wraparound cover design\n- Lined pages\n\nThis is a wonderfully funny gift for pilates lovers, making it the ideal pilates princess birthday gift for your favorite studio regular.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":47796059340905,"sku":"32862268025864326812","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/5720499804839402947_2048.jpg?v=1783887914","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/the-noon-waitlist-war-champion-hardcover-journal","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}