The Run Club Girl - Wall Tapestry

You know the girl. She swears her weekend morning run is strictly about hitting fitness goals, but it is actually a highly coordinated excuse to treat the local park like a singles mixer. Her heart rate stays strictly in Zone 2, but her wallet takes a beating. She believes a short jog at a conversational pace completely justifies a twenty four dollar coffee order, a truth exposed by the stray receipt sticking out of her waist tied fleece. This piece hilariously captures her exact weekend routine in the style of a flat pack furniture instruction manual. The diagrams are painfully accurate. If you look closely at the steps, you will spot the exploded smartwatch drawing featuring a literal heart icon. You can even see a running route drawn on her phone screen that perfectly outlines the shape of a croissant. Get this for the friend who views every morning jog as a dating reconnaissance mission. It makes an amazing birthday or holiday present for the runner who refuses to stretch until she secures her pastry. She will feel completely seen, and slightly roasted, the minute she hangs it up.

- Indoor wall tapestry, 36" x 26"

This funny gift for runners is a hilarious run club gift for the girl who prioritizes pastry stops over personal bests.