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Know someone who treats a cheeky 5K like a private singles mixer and a warmup for an eight dollar pastry? This is for the girlie who insists she is just trying to stay in Zone 2 today while wearing an expensive fleece. Her weekend revolves around conversational paces and chasing the pastry pump. She firmly believes dating apps are dead and the local park is the only place to find love. This hand painted gouache illustration captures her earnest delusion with hilarious precision. You will enjoy spotting the oddly specific details hidden in the brushstrokes. Check out the tiny red heart painted on the dark smartwatch face. Notice how the bright green path line on her phone screen perfectly forms the shape of a croissant. There is even a blank white receipt slip sticking out of her waist pocket. Grab this for your favorite cardio loving friend. It makes a hilarious birthday surprise or a great holiday present for the girl who refuses to log anything less than aesthetic miles. She will finally feel completely understood.
- Woven blanket, available in 60" x 50" and 80" x 60"
- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top
This makes an incredibly funny gift for runners and serves as the ultimate run club birthday present for your favorite jogging friend.
The Run Club Girl - Woven Blanket
$49.99
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$49.99
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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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