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We all know the girlie who treats low impact physical torture and a nine dollar oat matcha like a personality type. She claims her dopamine menu starts at the studio, but you know her instructor is nothing short of a sadist. This is for the friend who drops two hundred and forty dollars on a single sports bra and socks, just to sit at number forty seven on the morning waitlist. The dollhouse cross section art style captures her expensive wellness routine in hilarious detail. You can easily spot a tiny green matcha smudge on her pristine white jacket. If you look closely at the heavy springs on the machine actively crushing her boyfriend, you will see they are etched with Destroyer of Men. Tiny parody logos like ALOO and EREHWON complete the painfully accurate aesthetic. Give this to the friend who practically lives in her matching sets. It makes a hilarious birthday surprise or a spot on holiday present for your favorite wellness obsessed bestie. She will feel completely seen the second she unwraps it.
- 20oz tumbler with a full 360 degree wraparound design
This makes a hilariously funny gift for pilates lovers and serves as the ultimate pilates princess birthday gift to celebrate her era.
The Pilates Princess - Tumbler
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