The Tennis Girlie - Hardcover Journal

We all know the girl who spends forty five minutes color coordinating her skirt to her giant water tumbler just to play a fifteen minute rally. For her, aesthetic athleticism is a lifestyle. The skincare is skinning, the tennis dress is pristine, and she views pickleball as an acoustic hate crime. She is serving looks on the court, even if she constantly has to ask if the score is thirty forty or forty thirty. This classic newspaper comic strip design captures the beautiful delusion of court life perfectly. Look closely to spot the truly unhinged details. There is a tiny smudge of pink sunscreen on her smart watch, which proudly displays exactly fifteen active calories burned. You can also spot a rogue pickleball on the ground with a cartoon sad face drawn on it, plus an outrageously expensive grocery receipt poking out of her canvas tote bag. Snag this for your favorite doubles partner or the friend who always suggests getting iced coffees after hitting three balls into the net. It is a hilarious birthday present or holiday surprise for the aesthetic athlete in your life.

- Hardcover journal with a matte wraparound cover design
- Lined pages

This makes a fantastic funny gift for tennis lovers or a sarcastic tennis girl birthday gift to celebrate her athletic era.