{"product_id":"zip-tying-cables-instead-of-playing-woven-blanket","title":"The Battlestation Gamer - Woven Blanket","description":"We all know that one PC gamer who spends five hours aligning fake plants and routing wires for every single hour they spend in a lobby. This is for the friend who posts a pristine desk setup claiming it is not much but it is theirs. They firmly believe that extra RGB lighting adds ten frames per second to their gameplay. The artwork captures this chaotic reality through a beautiful hand painted gouache illustration. If you look closely at the painted brushstrokes, you will spot an unclipped zip tie casually left on the keyboard. A glowing phone screen quietly reveals it is exactly three o'clock in the morning. There is even a tiny horned boss silhouette lurking in the shadows of the metal under desk cable rack. Give this to your favorite ranked queue partner for their next birthday or the holidays. It is a hilarious way to validate their obsessive digital sanctuary building. They will feel completely seen, and maybe a little bit called out, the next time they claim they are sorry for their supposedly bad cable management.\n\n- Woven blanket, available in 60\" x 50\" and 80\" x 60\"\n- Design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top\n\nSnag this funny gift for PC gamers to give them the ultimate gamer birthday gift that doubles as a surprisingly cozy gaming setup accessory.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47796074840169,"sku":"18359390978118423512","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47796074872937,"sku":"24965930435540000990","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/1404508187767409503_2048.jpg?v=1783890441","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/zip-tying-cables-instead-of-playing-woven-blanket","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}