{"product_id":"zone-five-boarding-and-a-fourteen-euro-espresso-water-bottle","title":"The Euro Summer Girlie - Water Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all know the girl who curates a perfectly romanticized European vacation aesthetic while actively sweating in the back of a budget airline cabin. This is for the traveler who justifies a wildly expensive vacation dress with complicated girl math, calculating her cost per wear down to the penny. She is layering fourteen sweaters at the departure gate to avoid paying a baggage fee, all while pretending she is effortlessly living her Roman empire. The chaotic reality of traveling on a budget is captured beautifully in this sketchbook marker illustration. You will spend ages zooming in on the painfully accurate little details. Discover the phone calculator open to two cents for her outfit cost per wear, the heavily crossed out luggage tag desperately hiding her hometown, and the hidden blister bandage stuck to the heel of her discarded velvet flats. This makes a hilarious birthday or bon voyage present for the friend whose spreadsheets are color coded by pasta restaurant. Grab it for your favorite travel buddy who spends fourteen euros on a single espresso just for the aesthetic photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Stainless steel bottle with handle lid\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 18oz and 32oz\u003cbr\u003e- Full 360 degree wraparound design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a brilliantly funny gift for travelers planning their next getaway and a perfectly sarcastic euro summer vacation gift for women who live for their out of office auto reply.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 18oz","offer_id":47796084441193,"sku":"22845360830509661188","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 32oz","offer_id":47796084473961,"sku":"42556721463957895856","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7996\/7849\/files\/0aeac951e8e90d18fce7a21d0f05d1da.jpg?v=1783890665","url":"https:\/\/relatablepuzzles.shop\/products\/zone-five-boarding-and-a-fourteen-euro-espresso-water-bottle","provider":"Relatable Jigsaw Puzzles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}